Terms & Conditions

In this section I’m supposed to write a terms and conditions breakdown of what to expect. I’m not a lawyer. All of my work is registered and copy-written, and visiting this website is considered consent of the NDA posted in the header. I like to be safe and unapologetic about being safe. Also, visiting this site grants me the authority to turn you into an octopus with a set of bagpipes if I ever learn that spell and feel so inclined. I’m 99% sure neither of those things will happen, but again - I like to be unapologetically safe.